Paperbag Writer. Day Eighteen

I hated how many people sobbed that I asked the nurse to put up a sign that read:

Cry before or after, please. Thank you.

Love, Noah

Cake anyone?

Hint. I want cake.

P.S. I should write something spiffy here.

P.P.S. Insert your ad here for free, if I like it.

P.P.P.S. No product placement in the ad.

After that my humor drained, if there ever was any.

I got a pink straw.

Day Nineteen